its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We left an ass print on the piano.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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