oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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