please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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