I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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