Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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