found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
