fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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