i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
