oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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