We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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