New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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