just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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