Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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