the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm at about main and main street
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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