told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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