covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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