It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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