wanna go halves on a baby?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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