Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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