He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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