are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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