Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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