Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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