i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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