He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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