I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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