Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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