Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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