You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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