you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
