Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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