Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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