It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
