You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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