Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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