Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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