trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I love having hate sex.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
