Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
if only i could text you this smell
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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