Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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