susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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