you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
