the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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