Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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