I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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