I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
