Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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