They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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