she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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