I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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