I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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