Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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